It had been a difficult few days. I’d sucessfully finished two paintings I’d been working on the night before, picked up Hector the taxidermied badger and found a cheap fishing net. Even more miraculously, the granny wallpaper had arrived on time. However I had managed to also have a car accident and Alyssa had rejected my imitation Mona Lisa as the frame was too ornate :-(

By the time we laid our hands on the £6 gourmet loaf of bread things had started to fall into place though. I was soon lying on the floor staring up at a trapdoor, flailing my arms and legs with an industrial fan in my face whilst listening to Arcade Fire – something I’ve dreamed of since I was a young boy.

As soon as we’re done retouching the image to make me look cool I’ll show you what we ended up with!

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